You're my little dorito
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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