we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...