Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(319): View more from Iowa

Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter

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(931): View more from Tennessee

After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!

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(559): View more from California

Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10

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(816): View more from Missouri

Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work

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(904): View more from Florida

Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.

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(574): View more from Indiana

It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.

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(954): View more from Florida

Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away

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(443): View more from Maryland

Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.

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