I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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