Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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