He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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