the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
