oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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