the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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