Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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