So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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