If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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