Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
you never un-have a 4some
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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