How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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