weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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