I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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