i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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