There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
ttyl tear gas
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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