Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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