I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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