Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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