Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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