I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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