You can't motorboat a personality
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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