It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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