Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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