Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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