operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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