I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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