did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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