I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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