This is not my ceiling
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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