How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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