I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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