gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm both gender and math confused
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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