Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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