is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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