Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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