So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
