Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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