Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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