So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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