i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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