her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you win again, gameday.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Operation Purity has been aborted
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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