Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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