Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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