yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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