I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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