This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I need a burrito and a hug.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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