Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
