we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I touched a dick in church today
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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