I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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