Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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