What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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