I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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